Now, let's get technical! You have all of the demos. You've played them all, but you want MORE! Well, if you send $5.00 to
the following address (with your e-mail address enclosed OR 2 to 4 floppy disks):

Wolfenstein Funhouse
210 Chris Dr.
Englewood, OH 45322

OR you call the number 513-836-0672 to take the GAME TRIVIA (what you get is sort of different than what's described below), which will be described shortly, you will get ALL of my levels, the full versions, which adds up to, about 120 levels with 55 sounds. That beats buying just ONE scenerio from WolfAddict. Not only that, it's almost like buying Wolfenstein again! Don't miss out on this SPECIAL offer! I will e-mail everything to you or mail them to you by floppy disk! I'm sorry, but I can't do anything else BUT my scenerios because I'm afraid I might break the law! You might need to mail more than 4 floppies, but you could e-mail me to get the exact count!

About the Game Trivia:
I will ask you 4-7 questions about one of the following games (depend on lady luck to end up with the game you know lots about):
Commercial Category: Out of This World, Civilization, Colonization, Loom, Indiana Jones and the...series, The Legend of Kyrandia Series, Monkey Island Series, Might and Magic III-V, Kings Quest VII, Wolfenstein 3D, Doom II, Myst, Prince of Persia Series, Spectre or Spectre Supreme, Pax Imperia, or Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist
Shareware Category: Wolfenstein 3D, Maelstrom, Spacestation Pheta, Ingemar's Skiing Game, MacSki, or Bolo

You get to choose the category. You will be asked 4-7 questions on the game I tell you I picked. If you get at least 4 of them right, you win. If you don't, no worries. You get to pick either the same category you picked or the other one. Then, I pick another game in that category, and ask you questions on it. You get 3 chances to successfully answer at least 4 questions of a game I ask you about. For example, I ask you about Doom, and you flunk it. Then, I ask you about Bolo, and you flunk it. Then, I ask you about Monkey Island 2. If you win it , you win. If you lose it, you completely lose and will have to hang up.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WIN?
Give me your e-mail address, and I'll select a scenerio OF YOUR CHOICE and e-mail it to you.

Well, sure this offer sounds great, but can't I just download it from a server?
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 
See, I'm going to re-order the levels. I might grab a level from Dragon Cavern and put it into Castle Xeen. I might even throw in a Compact Map level. In the end, you'll get a completely different scenerio!
But can't I re-order them myself?
Heck no! I might even greatly alter a level or 2 or 43 or 5. You'll never know!
By the way, unless you get permission from ME first, you can't just go put anything I made on any old server, and YOU CAN NOT PUT MY ALTERED VERSIONS OF MY SCENERIOS ON THE NET FOR DOWNLOADING, EITHER! If you do, I'll sue your butt off.  Other than that, I'm a pretty nice guy. This IS shareware, and The Wolfenstein Funhouse 1.0 is what we're talking about here!